Yes, I know it’s preposterous.
That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t play it for all it’s worth, including claiming that medications that temporarily fix erectile dysfunction – because it’s an Act of God – spawn devil babies, and that convicted rapists that claim custodial rights to the product of their crimes must be made to prove in court that they hadn’t used any artificial means of achieving an erection, ever.
The seldom-right religious right is going all out on restricting women’s rights.
It’s time to fight crazy with crazy.
Then say it with me, sisters: erectile dysfunction is an Act of God.